When you see visitors in your house but you had no idea they were coming:

STOP SCROLLING.

you have a nice butt

OKAY. CONTINUE.

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Listening to dubstep

Expectation:

Reality:

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gaymzee:

stop unfollowing me i have a family to support

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

liam-gayne:

when a hipster blog asks you to follow back

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(via poofypal)

When someone gets all up in your face